i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
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I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
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I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
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