We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I am mentally ready for anal.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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