I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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