So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
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