okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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