so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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