Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
meet me or not, i'm out of control
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
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