That's intense
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
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FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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