well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
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Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
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Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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