your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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