I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
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Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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