saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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