I wanna bring you to show and tell
It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
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I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
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it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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