i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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