I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
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I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
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I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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