fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
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Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
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I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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