Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
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He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
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To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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