I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
Randomize
