YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
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four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
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