Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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