I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
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