I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
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