is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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