I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
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He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
So, my ex just showed me the drunk voicemail we left him last night. Started out with me saying "I think it's Shane." Then you took my phone and started singing a song about peanut butter, train tracks, and tequila. I joined in. On the upside, he said he's totally fine with being on the drunk dial list from now on. Soooo, another tequila night??
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
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He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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