"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
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