imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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