I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
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im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
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I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
I came so hard my ears popped.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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