she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
