I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Randomize
