she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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