My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
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I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
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Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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