awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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