would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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