are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
You don't make any sense
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