I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
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he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
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He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
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i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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