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• (515): View more from Iowa

  Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!

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  Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  I heard you threw up in your lap?

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  I heard that too.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"

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• (415): View more from California

  I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes

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• (435): View more from Utah

  He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.

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  My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.

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