trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.