my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
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part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
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i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza