Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
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I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
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I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.