a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
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I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
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Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia