Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(908): View more from New Jersey

im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis

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(301): View more from Maryland

Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.

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(734): View more from Michigan

Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer

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(513): View more from Ohio

sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.

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(479): View more from Arkansas

Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.

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(303): View more from Colorado

I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.

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(813): View more from Florida

she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter

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(416): View more from Toronto

why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?

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(518): View more from New York

I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up

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