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• (586): View more from Michigan

  Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?

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  Cause it just destroys penises

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  Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  I can tuck mytits in my pants

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.

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• (914): View more from New York

  Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do

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• (646): View more from New York

  I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.

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  That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.

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