Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
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I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
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You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.