im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
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Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
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He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up