Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
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I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
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I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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