Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I can tuck mytits in my pants
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
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he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
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Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.