sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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