dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
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He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
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This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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