At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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