This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
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I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
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Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
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