you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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