Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
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