I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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