you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Of course I have a pirate flag
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
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