Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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