if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
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Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
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Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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