My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
they need to just BURY HIM!
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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