You work out of a Hotel?
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
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You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
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Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I'm really sorry I called you a "smug, arrogant, boyfriend-fucking piece of defecation". I was super drunk.
I was going to be mad, but then I remembered you don't use autocorrect and spelled everything correctly and I was kinda impressed.
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