This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
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it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
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I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!