At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
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WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
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If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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