Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(919): View more from North Carolina

The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail

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(860): View more from Connecticut

we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot

(1-203): View more from Connecticut

it's gonna be a great weekend

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(510): View more from California

You did a strip tease for the toilet.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.

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(760): View more from California

I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.

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(703): View more from Virginia

Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug

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