Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
Randomize
