Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I will pee on everything he values.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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