My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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