; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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