On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
I want you more than these girls want KFC
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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