i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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