He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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