she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
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